Sean Penn's Ann Coulter Dolly

Sean Penn apparently has a new plaything.

It seems that the actor-activist and sometimes journalist has a doll to keep him occupied. Or should I say voodoo doll?

Never far from his Spicoli likeness, Penn admits to The New Yorker that he possesses a small Barbie-style dolly that for him represents conservative belle of the Beltway Ann Coulter.

The really weird thing about the tale is the confession by Penn that he enjoys torturing the Coulter doll.

"There are cigarette burns in some funny places," Penn admits. "She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says."

The Left Coast Report thinks someone should send Sean a new doll to play with - the Bride of Chucky.