Celebrity Vampire Madonna

At some point all celebrities grow older, fall out of favor and no longer make the A-list.

In trying to ward off the inevitable, Madonna looks like she's taking a different tack. Her response to her own impending descent seems to be to turn into a vampire of the celebrity kind.

She's not sucking blood, but she is appropriating the life force out of younger trendier celebs.

First, Madonna became Britney Spears' Svengali, introducing Spears to the Hollywood Kabbalah faith and convincing her to engage in a same sex TV smooch.

But these days Britney is not as hot as she once was and a new "it" girl seems to have snagged her spot, at least when it comes to Madonna.

Evidently the material girl has dumped Britney and is poised to suck the celebrity plasma out of Lindsay Lohan.

Ostensibly the reason that Madonna changed girlfriends is because Britney is no longer a wholehearted Kabbalah follower.

Lohan, on the other hand, says she's "looking into Kabbalah."

Madonna reportedly now wants to record a duet with Lohan and wants to appear in a movie with the young starlet.

The Left Coast Report advises Lindsay to slip a cross around her neck and down some extra hearty shrimp scampi.