Old Media Protect Jessica Lange and Cindy Sheehan

The so-called anti-war protest that recently took place in Washington, D.C., featured a load of aging hippies and a slew of terrorist sympathizers.

Famed Hollywood lib Jessica Lange was there to wow the audience with her mastery of clichés.

So was peace mom Cindy Sheehan, who, word has it, is vying for the lead in "Desperately Seeking Media Attention" - and may have gotten it with her 'arresting' performance Monday, when she was dragged off in handcuffs by the D.C. police.

Both Sheehan and Lange took to the same soapbox as the woman who gushed about her meeting with Hugo Chavez.

One pro-Palestinian, anti-Israeli speaker after another came forward to address the crowd.

The Muslim American Society and Freedom Foundation, the National Council of Arab Americans and other "insurgent"-supporting groups had a strong onstage presence.

At one point an announcement was made that someone needed to meet their party at the "Socialist Liberation" table.

Typical of an Old Media whitewash, Jennifer C. Kerr of The Associated Press called participants "crowds opposed to the war in Iraq" and used terms like "rally" and "marathon of music, speechmaking and dissent on the National Mall" to describe the event.

The Left Coast Report thanks the New Media for letting folks know what the gathering really was - a pro-Castro, pro-Kim Jong Il, pro-Chavez, pro-Zarqawi, pro-Palestinian and pro-Radical Islam fest.